Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The Devil's Beatitudes

or should we refer to them as his baditudes.
Mahalo to Marcella for sharing these.

If the Devil were to write his Beatitudes, they would probably go something like this:

Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians in Church -- they are my best workers.

Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked -- I can use them.

Blessed are the touchy, with a bit of luck they may stop going to church -- they are my missionaries.

Blessed are those who are very religious but get on everyone's nerves -- they are mine forever.

Blessed are the troublemakers -- they shall be called my children.

Blessed are those who have no time to pray -- they are easy prey for me.

Blessed are the gossiper -- for they are my secret agents.

Blessed are those critical of church leadership -- for they shall inherit a place with me in my fate.
Blessed are the complainers -- I'm all ears for them.


Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people and not yourself -- I've got you.


Author unknown.


4 comments:

Home School Mom: Denise said...

Esther:
Wow, what food for thought! Sure puts a different perspective on things.
Thanks for sharing this.
Blessings
Denise

Anonymous said...

YW! BTW, Doesn't it though?

Anonymous said...

Don't forget...Blessed are the church leadership who make a mockery of true faith, their vows and abuse their power and position of trust. I have set a very special place at my table for them.

EC Gefroh said...

Well, lets pray for our Church's leaders Tony.