Sunday, April 23, 2006

Catholic Mom Joke

Another good one from a Catholic Answers Forum member at the Water Cooler. Thank you!

Old Mrs. Kczyczynski had finished volunteering at St. Stanislaus Kostka/St. Casmir Parish on Polish Hill making pierogis for the upcoming Pierogi/Pigs-in-a-Blanket Festival. She walked upstairs from the Lyceum to her favorite pew, and eyeing the Icon of Our Lady of Czechstohowa, began praying the Rosary - the Joyful Mysteries.When Mrs. Kczyczynski began the first Joyful Mystery, she heard a voice. Jesus Christ Himself had come from heaven to talk to the old widow! He said, "Stella, this is Jesus Christ." Mrs. Kczyczynski continued praying the Joyful Mystery of the Annunciation.Again, Jesus said to Mrs. Kczyczynski, "Stella, this is Jesus Christ!" Mrs. Kczyczynski continued praying the Joyful Mystery of the Annunciation.A third time, Jesus said, "Stella, this is Jesus Christ!" Mrs. Kczyczynski looked up and said, "Be quiet! I'm talking to your mother!"

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