Jackie's friend shared the following with her and Leander shared the email with me.
- you've accidentally genuflected at a place other than church ex. the movie theatre, school auditorium
-you're sick of being asked why priests can't be married
-you have a "favorite" religious order
-you say the meal prayer no matter where you are
-you have a nativity set at your house during Christmas, and have also played with it.
-you've accidentally made the sign of the cross when leaving regular buildings (Note from Esther: actually I cross myself when I pass the bank or the library)
-you know that advent is the beginning of the new church year.
-You know at least five people named Mary
-You can name off all the Joyful, Glorious, Sorrowful, and Luminous mysteries.
-one or more of your friends entered the seminary or the convent
-you have 20+ cousins.
-your mom is currently pregnant
-you and your spouse practice NFP
-you believe in Purgatory and know it's important to pray for the souls who are currently in Purgatory
-you live chastity and are saving yourself for your future spouse.
-you're able to sit still for a full hour in front of the Blessed Sacrament
-you are discerning the religious life
-you often end disputes with, "Let's look it up in the Catechism."
-you and your friends have shown up at Adoration at 4:00 in the morning
-when watching star wars and hear "may the force be with you" you respond with "and also with you"
-your mom always says "4 kids, Catholic" (Thanks to Jim Benedick)
-you have participated in sword fights using Palms on Passion Sunday
-you and friend friends ever played "Mass" instead of House, or Cops and Bad Guys
-You have your own designated seat at Mass
-they know you at every Catholic bookstore in the area, and ask you where you’ve been if you haven’t stopped by in a while.
-you're named after a saint, not a family member.
-you get excited about going to mass
-you arrive at Mass half an hour early to get a good seat and talk to Jesus
-your mom always makes sure to celebrate your feast day
-altar serving was the cool thing to do
-you point at your friends in line for confession calling them sinners and everyone laughs as you get to the end of line
-Your teachers grade you down when you write papers about moral issues and papers involving God
-You never eat before church, and brunch afterwards is always the best! (Thanks to Larry Perez)
-Your first serious conversation you have with a potential girl/boyfriend involves your conversion story
-You lie awake at night wondering why the St. Michael Prayer was removed from the end of Mass
-The word "vocation" to you does not simply mean "job"
-People tend you look in your direction in class whenever anything involving religion comes up
-You have a Rosary or Saint Christopher pin in your car
-One of your Crucifixes has five years worth of dried out palms stuck behind it.
-You have more than one Rosary hanging from your bed.
-You have contemplated being in a religious order at least once.
-you say "God bless you" anytime anyone sneezes, out of habit
-you have had multiple meetings with the priest at your own will
-You had competitions with your friends on Ash Wednesday to see who could keep their ashes on the longest
-You still write "Your Kingdom Come!" or "JMJ" at the top of your page/letter/report/test
-You know that some Catholics don't eat meat on Wednesdays or Fridays, even not during Lent.
-you get really excited over a holy day of obligation
-if you are tired of people referring to the birth of Jesus the immaculate conception
-you've ever been told my your mom, "Offer it up", and then felt very obliged to do so
-when discussing possible names for your future children with friends or your future spouse, you start ruling out names that aren't virtues, saints, or biblical
-You plan what to wear based on the liturgical color of the day
-you were disappointed when you couldn't find a catholic version of trivia pursuit
-You know that "prostrate" is not a place where men develop cancer
-Instead of change, you find a rosary under your couch cushions.
-you have at one point had to stop a younger sibling from playing in the holy water font.
And guess what I found over at Karen's blog? Yes, more....
The following is one she shared:
You have had a pet blessed. Your pet even got a St. Francis Medal. Well, you did, but you still consider it *her* medal.You'll have to visit her blog for the rest. They are funny!
This was great! Thanks for sharing it and Karen's list!
ReplyDeleteI love it.. may I post it on my blog as well?
ReplyDeleteIt was like looking in my mirror and laughing like crazy! Guilty! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL! These are great! I'm proud to say we qualify... &:o)
ReplyDeleteHubby and I both qualify. LOL. Thanks for the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteThanks! And if you think of any more please add them!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Glad you had as much fun as I did reading them all!
ReplyDeleteKaren, thank you!